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Here's the breakdown of the Deck of Republican Chickenhawk Cards
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George
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The Deck of Republican Chickenhawks is
not only great fun, it's also educational.
Check out the cards and learn:
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- which right ring conservative talk show host avoided
Vietnam because he had an ingrown hair on his ass!
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- which administration official when pressed for details
on Vietnam stated he "had other priorities"!
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- which representative "tried to enlist, but was prevented"!
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- the shocking pro-war comment that escaped the lips
of right-wing commentator regarding citizens lobbying for peace!
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- which conservative talk show gasbag threatened any
American citizen with a dissenting opinion as being unpatriotic!
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- which chickenhawk congressman unseated a decorated
Vietnam war hero by claiming he was unpatriotic!
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- why Bush and "Weapons of Mass Destruction" are the
biggest punchlines of all, garnering them Joker status!
- The Deck
of Republican Chickenhawks is sure to be a collector's item and
makes a great gift too!
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"Patriotism
means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the
president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree
in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support
him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic
not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise
he fails in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it
is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president
or anyone else"
- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States
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You've seen the Iraqi Deck of Death playing cards. Now, we're raising
the ante with the Deck of Republican Chickenhawks, depicting
the 54 Republican officials, congressmen, politicians and pundits
who avoided serving their country through connections, deferments,
or other excuses... "The United Republican Chickenhawks."
What exactly is
a "chickenhawk"? According to The New
Hampshire Gazette, "a "chickenhawk" has three qualities: bellicosity
(a warlike manner or temperament), public prominence, and a curious
lack of wartime service when others their age had no trouble finding
the fight. The fact that they're almost all Republicans is ... well,
curious, don't you think?"
Even though
there are 54 cards, after reviewing them we think you'll agree none
of them is really playing with a full deck!
This hot new set
of playing and informational cards which will surely become a collector's
item depicts the Republican Chickenhawks in a satirical way
while revealing the evidence of their cowardice avoiding serving
their country during conflicts in which they could have enlisted!
No doubt the Deck
of Republican Chickenhawks will enrage those included including
Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity,
Bill O'Reilly, even "AWOL" Top Gun George W. Bush!
You'll laugh out
loud looking at the faces of the world's greatest chickenhawks now
dubbed "The Republican Chickenhawks Of America!"
Under each photo
is information on each Chickenhawk, from their excuses for avoiding
military service, dossier of notoriety and mind-boggling quotes
that distinguish their cowardice! Each Chickenhawk scammed their
way out of Vietnam and other conflicts not because of noble ideals
that the war was a misguided tragedy, but because they were just plain
cowards looking to save their skins.
ENDORSED BY THE NEW HAMPSHIRE GAZETTE!
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"I
am laughing my ass off over here. You've taken a dream of
ours and made it a reality.
Wishing
you all the success in the world,
Steve Fowle
Editor, New Hampshire Gazette
The Nation's Oldest Newspaper
http://www.nhgazette.com/"
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